Triple OXXX

Ah...if you haven't read 'New ploy to retain Matt.' in the Herald Sun this morning, maybe do that first...

So, we need to make Matty more marketable, huh? How about this makeover; I'm sure he'd be up for it...


Check him out, he's the bomb, baby! Tatts, scars, stupid hair, a nose ring, fashionable arm wear and a bad-ass attitude - Triple OXXX has got it all! Very sponsorable, I reckon...

Here's an excerpt from the Herald Sun column that he would no-doubt get:

Damn, The OXXX is pissed this week! The OXXX hatez losing, especially to a bunch o' pussies. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Shark-muddas!!! I CANNOT wait till next week. Can you smell the colour of revenge? It's dark black, just like The OXXX's heart. Get pumped OXXX-headz for a Grade A OXXX special. Whooo! Can you feel it?! It hurts and I like it!

Hey, City Origin coaching staff! NEWSFLASH, foolz, my hamstring's 100%. You just made an enemy...The OXXX!

And another thing... @#$% Jason Stevens! Hez a beee-atch. Shut your mouth, God-Boy or The OXXX will be paying yo fat a$$ a vizzat. Then you'll know what being chocked iz like, mudda. Bad.

OXXX out, down with the haterz!! Peace.

Go, Triple OXXX, go!