Sunday, May 15, 2005

Best of enemies...


It's good to see that these two have worked things out.

Here's an exclusive transcript of the phonecall:

S: Hello?
K: Hi Stevo, it's me, the straight-talking Melbourne Storm captain, Robbie Kearns.
S: Hi, Robbie, it's good to hear from you, you absolute legend.
K: Yeah, look, I just rang to say that you're a tool, Stevo.
S: Hmmm... OK. You're right, Robbie. I am. I'm really sorry.
K: That's cool, I forgive you.
S: Thanks, Robbie! Do you you know someone else that liked to forgive people? In fact, he died for our...
K: Shut-up! Look, I'll cut you some slack because you've obvsiously got problems. When I talk about this conversation I'll make you sound good; like you're a reasonable, normal, person.
S: Wow! Robbie, you're dipolomatic skills match your on-field ability! I guess I'll just remain being a hopeless tool...
K: Yup, you will. I gotta go benchpress 400 kilograms and visit childrens hospitals. See you round, dingus.
S: Right. Bye, Robbie. I'll get back to whatever lame crap I was doing.
What a scoop!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmao

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawl, that's gold son!!!

*fist in palm*

9:48 PM  
Blogger James said...

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8:47 PM  
Blogger James said...

Having come to the realisation last night that without christianity there would be no rugby league, I will now repent. For a while.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Belly a bible basher?

2:14 PM  

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