The Forecast

Here's an analysis of the players we will be lining up against tomorrow.

Luke Burt - Dud
Matthew Petersen - Dud with dumb hair
Ashley Graham - Dud with a girl's name
Timana Tahu - Dud who used to be good, but is now a dud
Eric Grothe - Alright
John Morris - Dud
Tim Smith - Unfunny comedian
Nathan Cayless - Big-headed dud
Mark Riddell - Piggy
Paul Stringer - Dud
Nathan Hindmarsh - Dud with dumber hair than Peterson
Glenn Morrison - Left a good team to play with duds
Daniel Wagon - Big-arsed dud

Interchange
Peter-John Marsh - Alright
Chad Robinson - Who?
Adam Peek - Dud
Aaron Cannings - Looks like a cool dude.
Henry Perenara - Dud that no-one wants

So, as you can see, we should have no problem getting over the Eels. Melbourne by 30+.

Also, here's hoping Bellamy adds Robinson and Inglis before kick-off...

Go Storm!